Corporate Slang That Doesn't Exist Yet But Should
About this video
Sam and Shaan brainstorm creative corporate slang phrases that don’t exist yet but should, riffing back-and-forth on colloquialisms they invent for workplace situations—from delivering sensitive feedback to following up on sales to identifying whether employees have the right strengths for their roles.
Key takeaways
- Sam proposes ‘Bubble Wrap’ as slang for softening difficult messages before delivering them to sensitive employees
- Shaan introduces ‘Alohamora’ (from Harry Potter) as shorthand for making email introductions, and ‘Syn Storm’ for quick 5-minute calendar meetings instead of default 30-minute slots
- The hosts collectively pitch phrases like ‘Crashing the Boards’ for aggressive sales follow-up, ‘Landsliding’ to build consensus before meetings, and ‘Teaching a fish to climb a tree’ for putting employees in roles mismatched to their strengths
Episode details: published July 18, 2024 · 3K views · 9:23 long. Summary written by Self Growth Videos from the episode itself. The business ideas, figures and results discussed are the hosts’ and guests’ own claims, shared as brainstorming and entertainment — not verified facts and not investment advice.
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